{"id":33,"date":"2022-02-02T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2022-02-02T07:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/?p=33"},"modified":"2024-09-26T14:21:16","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T14:21:16","slug":"mariana-grande-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/en\/mariana-grande-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mariana Grande"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">Last night I dreamt that there was a crowd of people outside the building where I work, so to get to my office I had to go through the underground parking lot. While I was crossing it, a limousine arrived and Ariana Grande got out&#8230; so I made a joke and greeted her &#8220;Hey Miley!&#8221; and she angrily replied &#8220;It&#8217;s MARIANE!&#8221; [for reasons that will be obvious in a moment] &#8230; to which I answered &#8220;I know, just kidding&#8221;. I didn&#8217;t know what to say so I said something like &#8220;people seem to be very excited to have you here&#8221;, to which he replied &#8220;whatever, did you know so-and-so was signed today by so-and-so &#8221; to which I replied &#8220;by whom?&#8221; And she said &#8220;DMG Records&#8221; and I pretending to know who she was taking about was like &#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s huge!&#8221; [Note: DMG is a label from the 1980s, for years now it just manages a back catalog] and she said &#8220;You didn&#8217;t know?!&#8221; and me smiling &#8220;No, some of us have jobs, you know, which reminds me of &#8230;&#8221;, and I made the gesture that I had to go, &#8220;&#8230; so have fun!&#8221; I said bye and went up to my office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I wanted to tell my co-workers, but I couldn&#8217;t remember the name of the artist and, oddly enough, in my dream I knew that &#8220;Mariane&#8221; was wrong, so I looked online who was in the cast of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Look Up&#8221;, there I found her name &#8220;Ariana!&#8221; and woke up. In my dreams, I&#8217;ve internet access \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamt that there was a crowd of people outside the building where I work, so to get to my office I had&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dream"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chato.cl\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}