Anoche so\u00f1\u00e9 que hab\u00eda una multitud de gente fuera del edificio donde trabajo, as\u00ed que para llegar a mi despacho ten\u00eda que ir por el parking subterr\u00e1neo. Mientras lo cruzaba llegaba una limo y se bajaba Ariana Grande … por hacer la broma la saludaba “Hey Miley!” y ella enfadada me respond\u00eda “It’s MARIANE!” [por razones que ser\u00e1n obvias en un momento] … a lo que le respond\u00eda “I know, just kidding”. No sab\u00eda que decirle as\u00ed que le dec\u00eda algo as\u00ed como que “people seem to be very excited to have you here”, a lo que me respond\u00eda “whatever, did you know so-and-so was signed today by so-and-so” a lo que yo respond\u00eda “by whom?” Y ella dec\u00eda “DMG Records” y yo fingiendo que sab\u00eda de quien me hablaba le dec\u00eda “wow, that’s huge!” [Nota: DMG es una discogr\u00e1fica de los 1980s, hace a\u00f1os que solo administra un viejo catalogo] y ella “You didn’t know?!” y yo sonriendo “No, some of us have jobs, you know, which reminds me of …” y hacia el gesto de que me ten\u00eda que ir “… so have fun!” me desped\u00eda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sub\u00eda a mi despacho y quer\u00eda contarle a mis compa\u00f1eros de trabajo, pero no recordaba el nombre de la artista y extra\u00f1amente, en el sue\u00f1o, sab\u00eda que “Mariane” estaba incorrecto, as\u00ed que buscaba online quien estaba en el reparto de “Don’t Look Up”, ah\u00ed encontr\u00e9 su nombre “\u00a1Ariana!” y despert\u00e9. En mis sue\u00f1os tengo acceso a Internet \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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